People should stop posting stupid stuff on their blogs.This is the perfect example of fail and stupid.What's with this junk?"Do you know John?"Yeah I know him.He asked me from where he can get fish and stuff.Oh wait no he didn't he asked me" Where did you learn to fly?And I said go and shoot yourself somewhere.Than he said "I'm the boss of a huge sub factory".After that he said "Want to work for me?I pay 30 000 dollars per month."I said ok.After that I never saw him again.People say that he fell into a black hole and now he is in another dimension with beautiful space chicks.What a lucky man. :P
beardy you are right man.People should stop posting stupid on their blogs.This really is an example of fail and stupid.Btw I also know John. :O I was in America and I was watching my workers.(they were finishing my skyscraper :P)Suddenly this man came and said hi to me.I said"And your name is?" He said "My name is John and I'm from a stupid video which is posted on your English teachers blog."After that I looked at him like an Eskimo would look a heater.Than I said "Get lost.People who are close to her are caring epic FAIL." After that he said "I'll give you 5 000 000 euro if you come with me and help me open a black hole.This way I can go to another dimension and find beautiful space chicks and fight with giant robots and stuff."For 5 minutes I was looking him like a hungry gypsy plum.Than I said "Man your are so cool lets go.We did a few things and we managed to open the black hole.After that he said"Let's go!"I was nervous,bit scared and confused.I said"I'm not going there man.There is no way back."He was calm and said that he can bring me back when I want..I was not sure but the idiot pushed me in the hole. It was really strange there.I could hear Skippy screaming.This was strange.Than a man came in front of me and started to sing stuff like "I just wanna tell you how I'm felling.Gonna make you understand.Than I said"Understand what?"Than he started singing Rick Roll from the beginning."We're no strangers to love.You know the rules and so do I and so on." I said "You fag."Then he disappeared.We were almost there.John was sleeping and sounds were coming from everywhere,Now there was a lady singing."I wanna shake my ass".I said ha,felt shocked and I got sleepy. I slept for few minutes and John kicked me.I got up.We were there.I saw the space chick and a thing.It has a enormous robot.It said"Akommilya"John translated to me.This meant I'm going to kick your ass.Get on your bot and fight human."
This got way too long.I'm not going to write more of the story.It's really awesome but I'm lazy.Sorry!
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ReplyDeletePeople should stop posting stupid stuff on their blogs.This is the perfect example of fail and stupid.What's with this junk?"Do you know John?"Yeah I know him.He asked me from where he can get fish and stuff.Oh wait no he didn't he asked me" Where did you learn to fly?And I said go and shoot yourself somewhere.Than he said "I'm the boss of a huge sub factory".After that he said "Want to work for me?I pay 30 000 dollars per month."I said ok.After that I never saw him again.People say that he fell into a black hole and now he is in another dimension with beautiful space chicks.What a lucky man. :P
ReplyDeletethanks for the post, beardy :))) I enjoyed reading it and i honestly love it :::))))
ReplyDeletebeardy you are right man.People should stop posting stupid on their blogs.This really is an example of fail and stupid.Btw I also know John. :O I was in America and I was watching my workers.(they were finishing my skyscraper :P)Suddenly this man came and said hi to me.I said"And your name is?" He said "My name is John and I'm from a stupid video which is posted on your English teachers blog."After that I looked at him like an Eskimo would look a heater.Than I said "Get lost.People who are close to her are caring epic FAIL."
ReplyDeleteAfter that he said "I'll give you 5 000 000 euro if you come with me and help me open a black hole.This way I can go to another dimension and find beautiful space chicks and fight with giant robots and stuff."For 5 minutes I was looking him like a hungry gypsy plum.Than I said "Man your are so cool lets go.We did a few things and we managed to open the black hole.After that he said"Let's go!"I was nervous,bit scared and confused.I said"I'm not going there man.There is no way back."He was calm and said that he can bring me back when I want..I was not sure but the idiot pushed me in the hole.
It was really strange there.I could hear Skippy screaming.This was strange.Than a man came in front of me and started to sing stuff like "I just wanna tell you how I'm felling.Gonna make you understand.Than I said"Understand what?"Than he started singing Rick Roll from the beginning."We're no strangers to love.You know the rules and so do I and so on." I said "You fag."Then he disappeared.We were almost there.John was sleeping and sounds were coming from everywhere,Now there was a lady singing."I wanna shake my ass".I said ha,felt shocked and I got sleepy.
I slept for few minutes and John kicked me.I got up.We were there.I saw the space chick and a thing.It has a enormous robot.It said"Akommilya"John translated to me.This meant I'm going to kick your ass.Get on your bot and fight human."
This got way too long.I'm not going to write more of the story.It's really awesome but I'm lazy.Sorry!
Holes in general seem to be a reliable topic in Bulgaria ::)))))
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